Along a highway in Pampanga:
"WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"On a self-service restaurant in Cebu:
"PLEASE HELP OUR COMFORT ROOM CLEAN"In a Baguio grocery:
"FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"In Cubao:
"NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY"Along Luneta Boulevard:
"BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD"On Jeepney and Bus signs:
"BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE
GET THE OFF"On a flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
"WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS"On a delivery truck:
"NOT FOR HERE"On window of a restaurant in Baguio:
"WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"On a street in San Juan:
"BAWAL MAGTAPON NG BINALOT NA TAE RITO"A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university:
"PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN."At a men's comfort room, above a urinal:(maybe from UP Diliman dorm)
"HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN!!!"At a construction site in Mandaluyong:
"BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG"Somewhere along San Andres:
"NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS!"Vacant lot near Makati Avenue:
"DON'T PARKING!!!"At an eatery in Cebu:
"WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!"Sa pader ng Intramuros:
"MARUNONG K BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMI-IHI DITO!"And this is the best of them all...para sa mga abugado ito.... (no offends ha?)
On a building somewhere in the Philippines:
"NOTARY PUBLIC, TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO."