PINOY NA PINTOR
Matagal nang naghahanap ng trabaho yung bagong saltang Pinoy. Nakakita siya
ng posibilidad sa "Help Wanted" section ng Classified Ads.
"Wanted - Painter of Porch". Aba!, sabi nung Pinoy sa sarili... OK
ito! Sa Pilipinas, e marami na akong pininta; yung libingan ng lolo ko, yung
pader ng lumang bahay namin, yung kulungan ng mga baboy ng tiyo ko - pwede palagay
ko ako rito!
In-explain nung Kano na nangangailangan ng pintor: "I need to have my porch
painted, all in one day. The work involves scraping all the paint up to the
bare surface, applying a coat of primer and two final coats of orange paint.
Can you do this?" Sagot nung Pinoy nung ininterbyu siya ng Kano... "Sir,
yes sir. I can kaskas... I mean, remoob paint en apply paint beri well."
"Okay!", sabi nung Kano. "You've got the job! Everything you'll
need has been unloaded from the trunk of the car."
Tatlong oras pa lang, narining na nung Kano na kumakatok yung Pinoy sa pinto
niya. "Sir... Pinis oreydi". "Wow!" sabi nung Kano. "You
finished the job in three hours.
Are you sure you scraped the old paint to the bare surface?" "Sir,
yes sir.
I tanggalated all the old paint." sagot nung Pinoy. "Then, you deserve
a bonus! Here's another 20 bucks." sabi nung Kano. "Sir, tenkyu sir."
wika nung Pinoy. "Pero sir, you don't heb a porch... your car is a BMW..."